Why don't fortune cookies ACTUALLY give you a fortune? Huh? Is that so hard to ask for? I mean, they are called FORTUNE cookies. The least they could do is give a fortune. I have to say, I'm getting really sick and tired of cracking open those delicious little cookies only to find some dumb proverb printed on it. "The secret to happiness is an open heart" or "Too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the feast." It's crap! I want a freaking fortune!
It almost makes me not even want to order that mouth watering sweet and sour chicken. Almost...
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